VOID FUEL Hydration Unit
10% off for Members. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
Illegal goblin energy drink branding wrapped around an actually functional hydration device. Humanity was a mistake but dehydration would be embarrassing.
Features:
- industrial warning label aesthetic
- emotionally unstable color palette
- enough fake hazard symbols to concern airport security
- approved by Baba despite several unresolved incidents
Contains:
- caffeine
- regret
- trace radiation
- questionable decisions
Not recommended for:
- paladins
- law enforcement
- responsible adults
- people who say “let’s unpack that”
Hand wash only.
Probably haunted.
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: goblinnib
- Email: contact@support.goblinnib.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
