Goblin Punk Is Not Dead Desk Mat
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Turn your desk into a sewer shrine.
A wide Nib desk mat covered in neon goblin graffiti, cyberpunk trash, rat activity, and enough bad decisions to make your keyboard feel judged. Built for gaming setups, workstations, and anyone whose “clean aesthetic” died in a gutter.
Big, soft, chaotic, and spiritually hazardous to landlords. Perfect for keyboards, mice, and pretending your workspace is under control.
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Care Instructions:
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: goblinnib
- Email: contact@support.goblinnib.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
