Can't Reach It
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“Can’t Reach It” is a goblin-sized rage anthem about shelves built too high, systems built wrong, and the deeply spiritual joy of solving a problem by knocking the whole thing down.
This track is for anyone who was told to “just ask for help” and instead chose structural damage, personal dignity, and spite-fueled engineering.
Exclusive digital download. This song is not available on streaming platforms.
Features:
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short goblin problems
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catastrophic shelf solutions
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independence issues with a body count
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tiny fury, maximum property damage
You built it wrong.
Nib adjusted the whole system.
