Gutter Oracle

“Gutter Oracle” is a spiritual experience for people whose spirituality comes entirely from finding weird things in parking lots.

A loud, chaotic sewer sermon about reading destiny in cigarette butts, broken bottles, junk mail, stains, bad decisions, and whatever horrible little signs the universe keeps leaving in the gutter.

Features:
• trash-based divination
• emotionally unstable optimism
• sacred grime
• several prophetic “boops”

Perfect for:

• staring at rainwater like it owes you answers

• turning normal errands into omens

• dramatically lowering expectations

• dancing through existential collapse with confidence

If the cosmos has a message for you, it’s probably taped to a telephone pole and covered in grease.

Digital download.
No refunds from fate.