You Don't Get a Say
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“You Don’t Get a Say” is a loud, clingy, emotionally unstable goblin love song about obsession, attachment issues, stolen hoodies, boundary violations, and frogs participating in psychological warfare.
Equal parts chaotic flirting and active threat assessment.
Features:
• glitter-coated red flags
• weaponized affection
• deeply concerning levels of commitment
• one supportive amphibian
Perfect for:
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stalking somebody’s playlist
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dramatically staring out car windows
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developing emotionally unhealthy crushes
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dancing in your room like a tiny sewer cryptid
Digital download.
Keep it forever.
Nib probably already copied your house key anyway.