Funny Goblin Hoodie
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Official outerwear for lurking behind concert venues, wandering neon alleys, and making jokes instead of developing healthy coping mechanisms.
Features a tiny goblin skull chest emblem on the front and a massive FUNNY GOBLIN back print for maximum emotional instability.
Perfect for:
- night walks
- gas station energy drinks
- doomscrolling at 2AM
- pretending everything is fine
Warning:
May cause:
- increased goblin behavior
- spontaneous sarcasm
- strangers asking where you got your hoodie
- attraction to sewerpunk aesthetics
Printed to order because the Hoard’s manufacturing division is three raccoons in a trench coat.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: goblinnib
- Email: contact@support.goblinnib.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny Goblin Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
