Gutter Oracle
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“Gutter Oracle” is a spiritual experience for people whose spirituality comes entirely from finding weird things in parking lots.
A loud, chaotic sewer sermon about reading destiny in cigarette butts, broken bottles, junk mail, stains, bad decisions, and whatever horrible little signs the universe keeps leaving in the gutter.
Features:
• trash-based divination
• emotionally unstable optimism
• sacred grime
• several prophetic “boops”
Perfect for:
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staring at rainwater like it owes you answers
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turning normal errands into omens
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dramatically lowering expectations
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dancing through existential collapse with confidence
If the cosmos has a message for you, it’s probably taped to a telephone pole and covered in grease.
Digital download.
No refunds from fate.