Collateral

A filthy little goblin theft anthem about hoodies, lighters, headphones, emotional collateral, and the ancient law of:
“you left it in my apartment so now it belongs to me.”

Part love song.
Part inventory management.
Part legally questionable scavenger ritual.

Features:
• possessive goblin energy
• stolen comfort items
• ashtray romance
• at least one missing hoodie investigation

Perfect for:

• stealing your crush’s sweatshirt

• forgetting things at someone’s apartment on purpose

• emotionally attaching to random objects

• treating clutter like a treasure hoard

It’s not theft.
It’s goblin tax.

Digital download.
Check your pockets before leaving.